Well, as they say in the classics, welcome to the splash page.

Conventional wisdom indicates that this page be a hugely complicated multimedia extravaganza. The kind of thing that promises heaven and earth, sound and light, movement and joy. The kind of thing that takes fifteen minutes to download, and then crashes your browser.

News just in: this site doesn't have one of those.

Instead, there's a duck.

visitors since May 12, 2002.